“There are times (we're all get them. people who don't are just lieing) when fumbbl makes you want to pickup your computer and hurl through the nearest wall to wave at your neighbours.
F@*k's sake, this is the new title-holder for me. Let's face it my opponent was very, very, very lucky. Everything he tried worked, he dodged like an elf picked up in tz like an +ag elf, caused deaths on unskilled, sgl dice blocks and kept my best borc off for the entire match with morley's revenge (yes, every drive, and there were quite a few and my b orc had the craps). I could feel nuffle's scab ridden hand taking the Stormers by the bollocks after the first whistle, when nothing i hit went down and i dbl skulled on a gobbo of all things, so the gumshield was in early to stop my teeth from grinding.

I can't say if my opponent is any good, as a chimpanzee, hitting the mouse and watching the pretty lights would have won. I did ask for a rematch after the match (you have to in these cases, it was absolutely appauling) but unfortunately i didn't get a response. I think I could hear his footsteps as he sprinted away from his pc with the win ;)
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