“Flat out like a lizard drinking eh? Seems like it was the Ogres doing most of the drinking today, amid 16 turns of general drunken stupidity in the second loss of the Saturday night double header for the Watering Holes. Smart play from the scaley bastards mocked the boyz at every turn, and one had to wonder at Coach's mental state as he made error after error, only to see these compounded by bone headed alcoholics.

The only exception to the general Ogre ineptness displayed was a stellar performance from Cambridge, battering skinks from the field at every opportunity, sometimes disposing of two at a time.

This game marks the end of the great light beer experiment, and Coach has changed the team's drink in an effort to promote violence.

Blunderberg Rum, proudly supporting the Watering Holes. ”