CTV 1000k Dark Elf
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Goblin CTV 1130k
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#8 MegaChord – Smashed Knee (NI)
#8 MegaChord – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#12 RoundChord – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#12 RoundChord – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#6 LongChord – Dead (RIP)
#11 BaseChord – Dead (RIP)
#8 Greg 'da hamma' Frutolo – Dead (RIP)
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The game turned nasty when a gang of Goblins teamed up and sent LongChord six feet under at a critical point which almost instantly caused a TD for the Cherries.
After a break and some nice lemonade, Team Chord had a short revival, managing to break through on the left flank for a long run and Touch Down. But it was to little avail as the midfield was completely dominated by the Green Cherries who no doubt had not settled for lemonade during the half-time. In second half they burried BaseChord - quite literally, and it was perhaps only in pure frustration that Team Chord slaid Greg 'da hamma in the minutes to follow. In the last minutes before the whistle, the Cherries built a strong push straight down the middle, steaming over the poor Darkies (who had very wet feet by now) to grab the vicotry which after all was deserved.
Coach OverChord says to the press afterwards: " That **** bunch of ****, they should all ***** themselves." Rumors will have it that Team Chord's catastrophic debut also revealed that some players were instead humans with pointy ears glued on. As a result, Coach OverChord has retired team Chord, but is already fielding the new team GrabSnatch, which already seem to be pleasing the fans more.
A BIG thank you to Da Todfatha for a crash course on FUMBBL - really enjoyed the game - and looking forward to many more. Give me a shout if you wanna take on the new team GrabSnatch. ”