“Khorne would be proud! (We will not discuss the definition of pride in this match report.) The Khowards took first blood this battle, when Gorthak sneakily tripped up Midgebob, resulting in the goblin's untimely death! The management is not responsible for resurrections by opposing armies' shamans.

The Khowadrs then took to doing what they do best - running away and running around a lot. As was the case last time, a brown egg-shaped object formed the center of the battle, but Grufgor showed his running skills and Mortgor showed everyone why he is named Mortgor of the Swift Escape, as he ran down two thirds of the field in twice the time it takes Thogguk to ask someone not to stand too close to him, just to be allowed to go back to the side-lines.

In the dieing seconds of the game, the orc horde managed to hurt Hargor, or so they thouhgt, when he started screaming about his back, his poor back, oh it hurts so much... When the orcs drew away in consternation, Hargor stood up and ran off, as did the rest of the Khowards.”