“Khorne's Khowards were still impressed by the loss of Gorfruk last match, and as such entered this match still in shock. Hargor was still mourning his lost friend and refused to play. (Rumour has it that Hargor and Gorfruk were bed-buddies, but neiother of them were available for comment, especially not Gorfruk.)

The first half was a disaster, with the Khowards being supremely incompetent, and the elves diong everything right. There was a scramble for the brown egg-shaped thing, but the Khowards' hearts were clearly not in it, and with a final "Just leave us alone!" they let the elves have the thing and sauntered off to the side of the battlefield. General Mezir Who-Cries-A-Lot was in tears at this point, wailing and lamenting the incompetence of his forces.

The second half started a lot better, when the aforementioned general lobbed a rock onto the pitch and took an elf out of commission. The Khowards then finally did what they should do and started to put some elves to sleep. In the case of Randomize, this was done with a little too much fervour, and Stillgor was forced to hand the elven general a letter of condolation, which gave thanks for Randomize's supreme sacrifice for the greater glory of Khorne.

In the dying moments of the battle, Khorne's Khowards made one last sneaky assault while the elves thought the thing was settled. Two elves were persuaded to flee the pitch, and Khorne was pleased.”