“The dwarves stoutly faced the raging Mino, The Bull, but early in the game he proved too much for them carving a swath through the tightly packed dwarven box. Nimble hobgoblins nipped in to put tackle zones on the less agile longbeards and the match was quite even. Fortunately for the Lords, the "tamed" beast of their evil brethren proved incapable of focusing on the match for a full game and as The Bull went frenzied in rage at the sky over several turns, the stalwart dwarven crew managed to slip a few touchdowns into the endzone. The mighty huzzah that the Chaotic counterparts overheard was all the more loud owing to the fact that every dwarf player had been assured free ale from the famous Killing Kenny Brewery in the event of a victory. The suds shall be flowing tonight.”
“A remarkably close game considering the difference in team rating. With Virus and Extra Training, Mighty Glow proceded to battle their way through their difficult opponents with no help from the handicap gods, ultimately being driven back and defeated. A triumphant huzzah arose from the opposing bench, and the Dwarfs walked away with their Chaotic counterparts shouting profanities at their backs.”
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