“Although the second hallf finished with only four players on the field for Keep It Nice, the first half was their playground. The elves dipping and dodging around the Mighty Glow players infuriated The Bull, who snorted and charged Foxglove, driving him face first into the pitch. He was carried off as the rest of the Mighty Glow players slapped high fives all around.

The gods were not with Mighty Glow, seemingly preventing them from scoring at every turn. Each hobgoblin managed to trip over himself going for an extra yard, and nobody on the Mighty Glow team could pick up the ball in the first half, before the weather cleared up.

The elves finished with a decisive victory, and walked away with their ears and noses pointed in the air. Minor Offense took a major offense to that, and as per custom, rallied the Chaos Dwarf Blockers into a boisterous and most profane song, followed by a Hobgoblin Dance.

Many profanities were shouted as the elves left the stadium.”