“Well fans, its....
Fans?
Are you there?... Hello?.... Anyone out there still interested in this team?
Oh dear, I'm afraid the fans have been leaving in droves. Luckily the Vampire administrators can't count - less said about them the better.
Oh, and the game? Well, rumour has it that there is a proposal being drafted to exclude the use of hands - teams have to use their feet to score.... Not sure if the score will be any higher, but both these teams couldn't do any worse. Perhaps should take the handles off the ball? Maybe even make the ball round so it bounces straight? Got to keep it easy for these guys....”
“Blame it on the rain, blame it on the dice, blame it on what ever you like. Never had a 0-0 game before. The Vampire fans are continuing to leave in droves. I thought the Vamps played better than the Beasties but both of us failed the major moves. That darn thing with spikes was hard to pick up. Where are those Elves when you need them?”
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Fans?
Are you there?... Hello?.... Anyone out there still interested in this team?
Oh dear, I'm afraid the fans have been leaving in droves. Luckily the Vampire administrators can't count - less said about them the better.
Oh, and the game? Well, rumour has it that there is a proposal being drafted to exclude the use of hands - teams have to use their feet to score.... Not sure if the score will be any higher, but both these teams couldn't do any worse. Perhaps should take the handles off the ball? Maybe even make the ball round so it bounces straight? Got to keep it easy for these guys....”