“The Harolds finally manage to beat an elf team...in more than one sense of the word!

This was largely the work of Harold of Plague, who, heavily stressed by earlier losses at the hands of wood elves, drank a powerful mix of anabolic steroids and ephedrine right before the match, giving him incredible physical prowess.

The desciples themselves lent a lethal hand, throttling a War Dancer that the Harolds shoved into their waiting hands at the sidelines after the Wood Elf tried unsucessfully to take out Harold Brimstone as he dashed left flank for a touchdown...

Apparently the fans appreciate the chance to slaughter such a player, for after the game, more converts were won over to the Harolds' cause! The word is spreading!

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