“The mighty Knee of Khorn has vanquished yet another foe. Driving the ball down the field slowly, methodically, painfully. This game was marked by our tackling longbeards severly limiting the mobility of the skinks and bravely anchoring the Saurus. With no lizard players able to move, we easily scored to end the first half, and triumphantly held the ball for the entire second half before scoring the winning goal. Funeral Services for Foigan Bamli will be held Sunday after the announcements of the first round Fumbbl Cup pairings. After the service, beer and hotwings will be served.”