“Whadda match! We wuz lookin´ forwerd to beating erh.. playin´ dem rats! An´ it turned out to becoma a great game. Da rats played a mean fast game - finding all dem ´oles in our defence - dat I spoke to our blizzers ´bout! Dey seemed to be lookin´ fer da promised cheerleaders insted - so noone looked as their fast gutter Fastbreak Larry speeded past dem all! only with great luck our own cool thrower Abel Donk wuz able(!) to get da ball in a nice defensive manuevre - taught to ´im by ME affcorss!
We got da ball an´ tried to move i forwerd - but Dey caught Sorto Blum - our great Blizzer as he wuz waving to da fans still ´olding da ball!
Their odder fast guy Chewyer `eadoff ran off with da ball an score thier first TD! I wuz mad as an Oger! I told dem dat if they didn´t score before halftime dere would be no cheerleaders - an off they went!
Our Blackorcs suddenly found their way forward Oben Feuer took it all the way - along da right wing - I dunno what went into ´im!? He must ´ave though he´d be a blizzer or sumthin´ - but he ran off with da ball as if he´d
never done anything else! Our blizzers also began thumpin´ a bit knockin´a few rats out!
But even as they played a very nice defense - nothin´ was to stop Oben Feuer - as he in the final round - took da ball and made a perfect throw for da Blizzer Stench Wilson who wuz waitin´ fer da ball in da ennzone! Wutt a goal!
At ´alftime I just told da guys to continue bashin´ - an so they did!
WE hammered our way thru their central defence - keepin´ our Thrower Abel Donk in a safe cage! He went all the way to score in round 4 of da second ´alf! It wuzz da rats again!
We could ´ave leaned back - concentrating on our victory! But their fast guys were too fast again! It must ´ave been da celebratin´ beer? They managed to score in 2 rounds - with nice throwin´ an all!
We tried to continue our march - but in da last round we missed a throw to score - an´ they managed to score a last turn TD - with a long pass - and a caught ball with a played stickin´ to his ass. Again it wuz Chewyer `eadoff - a player to watch out fer I´d say!
Dats all fer now - yes you can go now - We are back on da trainin´ grounds - an´ I´ve told da guys - no Cheerleaders before we win a game!
Dat´s it now `iss off!
Heino Abendbrot Coach Dragonback Kickers!











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