“Jim: What an interesting game Bob! This sure was a change from the norm!
Bob: That's right, Jim, this was a surprise from beginning to end!
Jim: You said it Bob! Both goblins, both ugly, and both ready to mangle some Tush!
Bob: Not only that Jim, but we had some very unusual scoring here! I have never seen a team score all it's touchdowns by launching goblins down the field!
Jim: Neither have I, Bob, neither have I... From the very first goblin who blitzed, picked up the ball, and pushed into the touchdown zone, trolls were heaving the little green cannonballs around left and right! It was like some kind of horrible demented game of green dodgeball!
Bob: That's right Jim, and the truth is that the Mystic Tribe scored more TD's after kicking than they did after recieving!
Jim: You said it, Bob... and the Heroes just couldn't pull together a running game today; you know Bob, I think they might have been into the butterscotch before the game, because they really had butterfingers! did we see any successful pickups, handoffs or passes this game Bob?
Bob: Yes we did Jim, yes we did, but they were few, and far between! You might be right about that butterscotch!
Jim: And those chainsaws were a joke! besides that nasty decapitation (the poor troll), these things couldn't cut a carrot!
Bob: That's right Jim! And speaking of food, these trolls were hungry tonight! Three goblins down the hatch!
Jim: Makes me sick to my stomach, Bob, those guys don't bathe too much.
Bob: Neither do the trolls, Jim, neither do the trolls.
Jim: Anyway folks, another exciting match of blood bowl!
Bob: We are Jim and Bob for the sports hour, Cabalvision channel 14... until next time, have a pleasant evening.”