“Hi there sports fans, Freddrick Pooms here, reporting on our beloved Tamers, who again, threw away a chance to go 2-0 up by throwing that last block, early in the first half. It turned out to be a average Tamers game, but this time without the now normal Pitch Invasion, no that's right, this game the fans decided to let the players hog the glory. There were injuries aplenty in the Goblin ranks, and each injury was caused by a different Tamer player, they must have decided to spread the fun around. The Tamers' Most Valuable Player today was number 12, Falric, not only did he score the TouchDown, but he also got himself a casualty. Fenix had this to say,
"Er, yep dis was a better preformance from me lads, all doe dey cud've won, I's keep tellin' dem ter get more wins, an' I's supply dem wit' more ale, but dey tink I's sort dem out anyhow's, as I do enjoy a gud booze up meself. By der way, me new Norse team is beginnin' der games like der old 'un ended, dat will 'aveta stop!"
I asked him how he felt about the upcoming Tournament,
"Er, yep, I's lukin' forward ter playin' 'slong as der ale is der, we's enjoy it, win or lose"
Well this has been Freddrick Pooms reporting, hope you all have a nice day.”