“The Fossil Remains got off to a great start in their first game.

Luck was really with them the whole game through, and they didn't even get any permanent injuries, despite playing chaos who had hired Nobbla Blackwart for the match, and despite both teams getting the ref in the first half.

When the ref was knocked out he apparently stopped looking for secret weapons too, how would you otherwise explain Nobblas chainsaw still in action until late in the second half, when he was finally carried off the pitch after a block by Dilophosaurus.

Life in the fast lane really payed off during the match when the skinks held their TD-party, but it caught up with poor saurus Carcharadontosaurus who showed his first aging pains directly after the match...

Thanks for a funny game nders, but where is that +7 vitality mace you granted me as a peace offering late in the match? ;)”