“A very slow game in which the dwarves took up the whole first half to get their team half way towards the endzone, one step at a time, while being stopped off in the front and harrassed from behind by hit and run Lords, only to conclude with a failed block from their Ogre. 0-0

The impatient Lords set op to show their short friends wat scoring is all about but a Perfect Defence cancelled their show.
Again, the match slowed to a crawl. The recievers hardly advanced or stayed on their feet for that matter. The Elves desperately trying to get the ball to them but that's hard to do when you're on the floor, you know.

In the end Bob got a hold on the ball, and barely made it to the endzone for the winning touchdown.

We remember Morguido Melcavalcanti, one of our fastest players. His death was due to the fact the Apothecary was reserved for more important nobility.”