“This time we met annuvver Clan of Greenskins! They ´ad an Oger on thier Team - but as I said to ´em before da match! Don´ lettim knock yer over - if he does ´ell stomp yer to detritus!
I also told dem that if they won I´d buy the Cheerleader of heir dreams! Of cause I wuz lyin´ but they all played their assesoff!
We got to their bones right from the beginnin´ - and even the Oger had problems stayin on ´is feet! But they got sumthin´ we didn´t knew off! they ´ad a very fast Gobbo player! Snitch!
He ran down their right flank wiz da ball speedin´away from da blizzers!
Only fast thinkin´ from ol` Abel Donk our Thrower - and wun of da black orcs - kept ´im from scoring both round 4 an´ 5 in da first ´alf!
But then we got da ball - and Sorto Blum gettin´ better an´better from game to game - showing ´is potential as´ he ran the ball forward - an all the way to score our first TD!
That made the crowd go wild! - Our guys thought they were cheerin´ them on - but in fact is was the home team fans goin´ mad! They even threw stones at our players - a good trick we need to bring to our own field!
Da second ´alf started - an` Da guys played dream ball from ´ere on! Abel Donk even got a nice throw to Morf Feinschmecker - lettin´ ´im thru for a nice clean TD - he even waving to the crowd as he scored!!
Now they tried a new variant! Their Oger Soddit suddenly grapped the little Gobbo Snich who carried da ball - he di´dn´t even realize what ´appened as he flew thru the air - landin´right on ´is ´ead poppin´ ´is skull - killin´ ´im right away!
Their apo was not even close to the events as he was tryin´ to convince a bunch of orclasses to become cheerleaders!
Poor snitch was carried of the pitch - much to the satisfaction of the Oger family on the longside - who had showed up to watch thier youngest son playing in da league!
Sorto Blum didn´t even see what ´appened (as we all know he has a terrible sight - wearing them glasses from bloodweiser bottles!)
He took the ball an´ ran of to score ´is second TD of the match!
All was settled now - but they didn´t give up - well why should they - we´re ´ere for the fun anyway!
Soddit took the ovver poor Gobbo - makin´ the excact same thing with da little falla! This time he landed on ´is feet - only crackin´them a bit - they´d better go to da training grounds fer this play! Its too dangerooz - someone could even get a gobbo in ´is ´ead!!
Well its all fer now - write down da stuff - we´re goin´ to party t´night! So keep away!
Heino Abendbrot (Head)Coach of Dragonback Kickers
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