“Now I 'ave seen everything! Deez dwarves can pick up balls in tackle zones, make passes an' even dodge, not once, not twice, but sumtimes three times in one turn! It wuz like playin wit Elves! Worse, we couldnt even scratch em and dey hit Obb and Odius so hard, dey are gonna miss da next game!! Yeah, Odius! I didnt believe it either! Luckily we managed to score a TD in da last play of da game an' get a tie out of dis disaster. No wonder da fans were grumblin' an' we only made 10K!

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Seriously, this was a FUN game. Frustrating to watch Dwarves dodge and all, but cool to see it pulled off. I had my share of bad luck, but it was mostly very solid and talented play by a great and friendly coach! Hope we get to play again!”