“Boy, this is the most insane game I've played for a long time!

The game started with a Perfect Defense for the Stupidity, which coach Ironik easily managed to overcome by blasting his Bull Centaurs through the all-out blitz formation of the hosts. While it initially looked like a sure touchdown, the Stupidity soon made matters more complicated for the Fahrenheit 451 by sending a squad of players back to slow down the ball-carrier and strip the ball. The entire first half was a mess, everybody struggling for the ball, but although the guests had the most experienced blockers, the Primetime Stupidity were blessed by Nuffle and kept the Fahrenheit 451 from getting into the end zone.

However, they could not prevent themselves from getting into the injury boxes! Three serious injuries and a single death was the result of the first half. Unfortunately the apothecary could not be found before the latter passed away, so Jay Leno was, as tradition dictates, given to the team troll, Oprah Winfrey. Three journalists were eaten by Oprah before we could get a comment on her latest meal; her response was: "GRHBFFFFUUUUUUUUUURGH!!! [burb, -ed]". Recent rumors say the team apothecary has been seen dead drunk at a local pub a few leagues from the Stupidity's turf - others claim Dr. Phil traced him down and killed him slowly.

Ironically, the second half started out with Perfect Defense - this time to the Fahrenheit 451! With 9 players left alive and in condition to play, this looked like a catastrophy for the Primetime Stupidity. All potential holes in the defense were shut down, and the ball was dangerously exposed right in front of a division of Bull Centaurs and Chaos Dwarves ready to snap it up and score. Once again, however, things did not prove as easy, and the Stupidity got the ball coveret up pretty well. After som struggling, a long pass from the surprisingly agile Ellen DeGeneres down to an open Dr. Phil at the sideline was missed, and soon after the visitors had recovered the ball and pitched it down to the second Bull Centaur. The touchdown was as good as inevitable, until the sure-feeted centaur tripped over in enthusiasm and dropped the ball into the crowd.

A few throw-arounds and throw-ins from the fans, and the ball once again landed in front of DeGeneres. And here the magic started: DeGeneres picked up the ball, made a two-step drop and handen it off to Judge Mathis who made a fast sprint down the sideline, threw it into the hands of Dr. Phil who has wisely moved out of the huddle in case the ball should pop loose, and within seconds, Dr. Phil was way down the wide open backfield of the Fahrenheit 451 with the ball in his hands! The pursue couldn't do much - the Primetime Stupidy scored easily thanks to incredible luck!

With only three downs left, the visitors attempted a rebound, but without success. It only came to another casualty against the Stupidity, who could walk proudly but severely battered out of the stadium tunnel as winners of the match.

Thanks for a great and amusing game, Ironik - think you would like a rematch some day! ;-)”