“Well......Pouring rain to start with should have been an advantage to the elves.

0-0

I kick to the skaven who bash me a bit, before going for a one turn TD. as it's raining a RR has been used to pickup the ball so the GR falls over on GFI's before the line. Hello I think, this could be my day. I blitzed a GR out of the way and picked up with my +AG catcher, who proceeded to throw to a blitzer i had moved back and covered with a guard. One catcher runs forward to recieve a pass next turn. The rats can't get the ball off me on their turn. A blitz and a dodge with dodge gets me away from the pack, and I move towards the +AG cacther covered by one rat. A GFI (failed) is needed to get me in 3+ pass range. The RR goes on the GFI but that pass and catch comes off perfectly. only a dodge is required for a TD. Bang goes the +AG catcher, leaving the ball next to a thrower. The rats pickup, run forward, pass to a GR and ta-da 1-0

1-0

I'm not too concerned at this stage, hell it's 1-0 but I expected them to score, I was kicking first. We line up the classical blitz a whole and pour through formation. but he kicks a perfect defence. 11 skaven on LoS. What fun! We get the ball covered but can't get many men into scoring positions cos we roll about 6 pushbacks on the blocks. The thrower runs back and picks up the ball. We take a spanking on thier turn but we can score on our go. A catcher runs forward into the TD zone and the thrower runs forward and hands off. We run the lino with the ball forward, and all we need is a 3+ with a RR and a 2+ with catch. The lino fumbles x2. The skaven make the most AMAZING play i've seen in my BB time, pickup with Lino 4+, hand off to Lino 4+ (RR) pass to lino 4+ catch on lino 4+. However I have a strip ball player who can rescue me. The sole man I have back moves to cover one GR and negate his assist, but I realise I have made a mistake with my positioning. Never fear the lino has dodge. Double 1 follows and crash goes the lino. Easiest TD the skaven lino will ever score

2-0

not many turns left this half (1 each) so with 2 men BH already we run from the LoS like girls.

2-0 Second half.

We're recieving again, so our opponent gets perfect defence for a second time. Once again 11 men on the LoS. Again we make a little room for the catchers, but our thrower rolls double 1 on his pickup. The rats run a GR (+ST) forward and get TZ on the ball, he follows up with 2 supporting skaven who can't reach the ball. I block the GR off the ball, but make a mistake and can't get the ball myself, nevertheless I have 2 TZ on the ball so am not too concerned. One TZ gets blitzed off, and the GR picks up in a TZ 4+ (no RR needed) and jogs home TD #3

3-0

New plan, surround the ball with guard and stick my ST4 elf on the ball (effictevly ST6). Plan works perfectly, guards are positioned. All we need is a hand off to trhe ST4 player. He fumbles, double 1. Great. the skaven bash a few of my players around and blitz one TZ off the ball. a GR dodges into a TZ, picks up the ball, dodges into another TZ and hands off to the Rat Ogre. I'm not suprised. The Rat Ogre runs towards the line like a juggernaut, which I can't stop. 4-0

What a fucking game.”