“Razors Roll ta Victry!
by Opin Yonated, New Orc Times

It wuz a big win for da Razors! One beduz we gots more fans and two beduz 3 of da 4 Black Orcs got betta! But first, Austin and Obe gotz into dis big fight ovah who was Da Greatest! Dey wouldnt go on da field at da same time!

I guess Austin is betta though beduz he gots a TD and all Obe got was KOed! Ordin got a nice TD off a kick off dat was just perfect--he hit da rat near da ball, grabbed it, an held on for three turns till da lane was clear to gets in. An even Onck da Black Orc gots a TD afta a Touchback ('ow else would he 'ave gots da ball?). Onck was so happy about da TD dat he actually got more Agile!! Den Opp gotz betta at Blockin afta gettin two cas'es and Obsta was da MVP cuz he hit people so hard! Hooray for da Razorses!
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Great game! Bad luck for BillBrasky, with a touchback, a really badly placed kick, two self inflicted cases, and some rolls that just didnt go his way...though he did make a wicked awesome 16 space TD pass. A very friendly and skilled coach that I would play again any time! ”