“A horrid game for the Mites. No TDs, No successful fling tosses, No real decent blocks happening. We lost two to niggles and couldn't even bust the armour of a runner with 3 assists for a foul. I lost count of the double 1s and double skulls in the game and the moment I did get a break, the dice would then do something else evil (like throw the ball back in half way across the damn pitch to within reach of the elvish defence!).

Thanks to my opponent for being a good sport through it all - I was positively fuming at the crap dice I got this game...

Hangle and Muray were dragged out the back of the stadium after the game and both copped a musket ball in the head as a warning to the rest of the team!!!

The only saving grace from the entire match was that we got enough money to replace Hangle and Muray with replacements to fill out the roster.”