“It was the Hammers first day on the pitch, and what a day it was. Through bribery the head coach had managed to get their opening game vs a halfling team and it was to this prospect the Hammers found themselves when standing at the pitch, feeling all of their training in the Chaos Academy of Bloodier Sports drip away from them as they caught the scent of the blueberry pies beeing prepared as snacks for the opposing team. With the coach ripping his hair the game kicked off.
The three chaoswarrior brothers started the game heavily with fatalities. And an unconfirmed sighting says that Marrakai 'Steelsoul' Devourer was seen opening up the belly of the dead halfling to get his hands on some of the pie.
It was in this sign the game continued when the Hammers head coach was starting to feel cocky.
Little did he guess that the halfling coach would try one of the most daring halfling manouvers in existance. The Hammers could only watch to the sky as Rexford Nutter flew over their heads after a toss from one of the teams treemen, he then landed on his feet and strolled easily over the TD line.
When the halfling coach later tried to repeat the manouver it unfortunantly ended in one halfling dead from beeing tossed into the ground by a treeman.

In summary a bloody game where untrained chaos managed to prevail mostly through luck and a sad end for a promising new halfling team.

Cudos to Coach Angelface for a intresting game where nuffle was the main player.”