“16 turns of almost surgical precision as the Vermin got Season 11 off to a cracker. Aside from a disapointing performance from Hitler, Germany fired on all of their European styled cylinders, showing off their strength, skill, and scratchiness. To their credit, the bearded horny men managed to offer some resistance, running in 2 touchdowns, but today it wasn't enough.
In a fine display of speed and agility, Till & Von Tripps ran in 5 scores between them. It is hoped they can maintain their abilities into the future.”
#9 Jason Dixon – Broken Ribs (MNG) #9 Jason Dixon – Smashed Knee (NI)
“Not the best game for the lads from Islington. The Vermin got off to a flying start, seriously injuring my minotaur and a lineman. The fouling never stopped from Symmetrical, but the ref started too send off the rats. The German fans however were unhappy and proceeded to get the ref on several occasions.
The Chin Chen Street lads held tough though, survivng the match remarkably intact despite an embarrassing scorline. I think it's going to be a long season after promotion!”
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In a fine display of speed and agility, Till & Von Tripps ran in 5 scores between them. It is hoped they can maintain their abilities into the future.”