“"Well. What can I....say. This time some species with bodies as cold as ours but not as much.....dust came looking for a match. Unlike those lapdancers, instead of using the 34,000 house bricks in a sock, they bribed the fragile ref thing. I took one in the Bean bag straight away but my bandages are just a little bit too tough for skink boots although my bag is itching like crazy now. Not much dust left on that.

However, Blister Sinew had to concentrate really hard after some skink who saw our last match put one right on his happy sacks (seems it does effect dusties aswell as mulchies). I would have tried to put him off but he gets really upset when you do that. We tried to get some boots of our own hoofing but Crunchyboy went straight off.

2nd half was a lot different. Finally the lizards started to go down but it was the fat ones more than the pint sizers. Their big Krox had to have it. He put old Jimmy (aka the weak link) down whilst outnumbered but Suture put an end to him with a swif kick....yes a kick to the pleasue legends. He coughed up what looked like 2 walnuts, screeched and fell with a pleasured smile on his face. Strange these lizards. Well we managed to win at the death (haha a play on words), so we'll dust ourselves down and on to the next. ”