“New Captain's Log - Corny Flakes 0110110100

It was with great sadness that after showing lapses in his journal reporting and lack of dust Itchy Bean Bag had to put 6ft under, it's for his own good. We removed his Bean Bag as a sign of.....respect. His screams were screams of fun. Jimmy Ricketts personally removed them with his new shiny boots.

He is currently being replaced by Strapadicktome M.D. A promising recruit covered in dust.

As for the match, Jimmy was amazing. He intercepted a pass from the ladies who bite and run it in for a td. No 34000 housebricks or cashed in refs this time. Just an amazingly tough bunch of chicks. If I wasn't so......dusty I'd show them the fun of rigamortis ho ho ho.....wheeze, cough, hack.”