“The Bakery boys have a very fortunate match this time. With a coupld of failed passes/hand-offs in the first half, the Mitey Mites were left out of position, and when their trees both took root, the remainder of the team was out-numbered (especially with Mitsy Cookes, who had slipped a little something extra into his stew before the match). After securing the ball the bakers moved as quickly as their little bodies would take them, and rushed down the field for a TD in turn 7.

The second half proved to be even worse for the Mitey Mites, who rolled more double skulls than you can poke a stick at. There were also a few times where they blocked before moving all the safe moves, and this left them in a poor position to defend against the bakers, who made a second TD in turn 4.

To finish things off, a Blitz let the bakers sneak into their oppositions side of the pitch, and catch the kick which fell woefully short, only just making it over the centre line. The Mitey Mites seemed to have given up at this point, and half the team was over the other side of the field, trying to help the trees with a couple of troublesome bakers, which left the real threat in a position to make a third touchdown in turn 7.”