“Sweltering heat the entire game saved my Elves, from Grot Teef. He only played half the game and when he was in he didn't have enough goblins fielded to help him much.

Despite all the fouling done by the little Wankers, none of my players got injured. Thank goodness.

Despite it saying 49% luck, it was actually a lot higher. Leading me to, once again, question where that number comes from. This time on the other end.
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