“Black Orc Diaries:

I ar stumpt on how 'dese womens live. We hit dem and dey look like they will be squishy but dey no squish. Dey know how to make orcs squishy tho. Wif 4 womans that fall on yous after dey hit ya and 4 women dat look like they walk all over males (literally) I guess 'dese womans have lots of anger inside. I not sure why 'dey play da Blood Bowl 'dey never were interested in da ball too much. ”