“The Jammy Stars took on the Fists with a deep sense of unease. In their previous game against Woodborn Lords of Wrath a new elf team they had watched their squad decimated in an incredibly bloody match. So taking on the Famous Fists with 6 Regular players and a couple of 1 game only mercs didnt sount like a great idea.
However the luck was with the Stars, which culminated in a fantastic last touch down that would have graced any ptch. Yenti Toast dodged in and collected the ball. showing incredible agility he leapt between the chaos players who may not have noticed him due to their ridiculous helmets. He then proved to be more than just a crazy blitzer by launching a pass towards Flow. Flow sped through the non existent defence dodging all before him before handing the ball the Greenberet who high-stepped his way to the end zone.
Jammy by name, sensational by nature. This is the start of a great team”
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Rakalph didnt failed A SINGLE DODGE in the whole game. No matter what dodged. No matter what player dodged. Awesome.
Check his last touchdown. Elves suck. Go humans.
Thanks nuffle.”