“There can only be one 'first time'. Just ask your Mom.

The 'first time' for the Hairy Eyeball Invitation, was a rather one-sided affair as the Orc Outreach Hugging Squad overwhelmed the Dead Wrongerers and forced their headcoach into a series of incompetent decisions. Early crushing blows to Frank n' Furter and Ted the Unicorn Devourer left the Dead Wrongerers scurrying all over the pitch like a pack of undead rats. The only moral victory for the Necromantic squad was the death of Black Orc Mr. Lovenstuff, who will now be playing exclusively for the Dead Wrongerers. Fortunately for the Necro side, the only permanent damage to their team will be in the win-loss column. That, and the horrible shame.”