“The Muppets kicked things off into high gear with thier first match.

Da Bulls were selected to recieve the first kickoff. They managed to miss picking up the ball and the Muppets are on the attack. Over the course of the half the strong Dwarven cannons lobbed no less than 3 players over the LOS to put pressure on the ball. The Orc Slayers continously embarassed the Bulls minos knocking them over again and again. Dr. Teeth managed to BH Chaos Fling Fink and and Chaos Carver Malice in the first half.

1st half score 0-0

2nd half and my opponent got perfect D while one of my Dwarven Cannons got called out of the game. The Mino embarassment continues as one of the Bulls mino was so scared of my Orc Slayer Dr. Bunsen Honeydew he refused to get up off the ground. On the other side of the pitch Dr. Teeth crowd pushed FInn and the crowd tore him to pieces leaving one very dead Chaos Fling. The Dwarven cannon was going to start to lob players over but unfortunately the very first attempt resulted in a dead gnome. Beaker got SI'ed when a dirty chainsaw fling hit him. But Waldorf the Dwarven Cannon answered back by delivering a SI to Pink. Dr. Bunsen then managed to KO one of the Bulls mino. Unfortunately amidst all this the sneaky Chaos Flings snuck in a grabbed the ball for the score.

In the beginning of the second drive of this half Dr. Bunsen manages to BH Wink. Another valiant Gnome crawls into the Dwarven Cannons barrel. Apparently the barrell was slick with blood because the second Gnome was KO'ed on the landing. George the Janitor picks up the loose ball and hands it to Dr. Teeth. Teeth moves forward and is in scoring position for the next turn. Unfortunately some bad planning leaves a Chainsaw weilding Chaos Fling open after a mino makes some renovations to those covering him. I wonder how the ref managed to miss the chainsaw he was swinging around the whole game. The chainsaw fling hits Dr. Teeth and stuns him thus ending any hope of a scoreing possibility for the Muppets.

Final 0-1”