“Nuffle was not with Iron Eye Clan in the first half - the Hell Pit Splicers threw up a pair of perfect defenses, capitalizing on the first. The mangy rats could seemingly not fail even-strength blocks! The luck meter told the story - 47% to 79% at the end of the half.

The tide turned toward Iron Eye Clan in the second half, with a pair of quick knockouts. We sacked the ball carrier, but you know how gutter runners are! Three tackle zones? What tackle zones? Good stuff. We later chose to blitz the dodgy ball carrier at the edge of our end zone rather than crowdpush a crowdpushing rat ogre, and ended up retaking control of the ball and scoring a down-to-the-wire TD to win.

Slasher died on a failed dodge followed by a failed apothecary.

A fun game throughout.”