“"Toe" Nail, the stingiest of the bull's hobgoblins, brought home the MVP while scoring two touchdowns. He simply refused to give up the ball once he came across it. He carried the ball from every step of the way for the Bull's first score. He was tripped up just as he would have scored, but managed to recover and scoop up the ball for the touchdown on his very next opportunity.

The Theory embarrased the Bull's with their kickoff return. The Bulls blitz was rendered impotent by a nifty bit of misdirection, and the bruising rushing style of the Natural selector. Dwarfs and Hobgoblins were left sprawling in the Kroxigor's wake as he rumbled for the score, niftilly heaving his oversized body into the endzone just as the first half expired.

The Bulls kicked off to Darwin in the second half, and fared a bit better on Defense in this half. Rumor has it that their coach felt they were playing soft in the face of the stronger lizards, and ordered them to mix it up. Midway through the second half one of the Theory's Skinks broke free with the ball and saw so much daylight that not one of the Bulls could catch him. Well none of them, save "Toe" Nail. "Toe" closed the gap, and actually found an extra gear(GFI) that gave him just enough range to knock the skink off its feet. The Hobgoblin then deftly scooped up the ball, and started directing traffic for his return. The Bulls quickly setup a makeshift cage, that "Toe"Nail lead all the way to the end zone for a turn seven winning score. The Theory were left with not enough time to counter, and ended the game just steps from the Bulls goal.

Toe complained before the game that he wasn't getting enough "ball time", and that he was out to fix that tonight. He certainly managed that. Other than a couple of Scalebacks, "Toe" was the only player to touch the ball. The game-plan was for him to approach the goal, and then slip the ball forward to hopeful offensive star, Bronc, for the easy score. Instead Bronc and Toe are now tied for the Bull's overall scoring lead. The centaur's confidence seems to have faltered after the Bull's blitz play at the end of the second half left him flat on his face in the Theory's backfield.

Coach Whar was heard mumbling and cursing something about cursed die rolls and lucky stunties after the game, and otherwise witheld comment.”