“For once Stone Age played a team with roughly equal team strength. We were successful with our blocking early on, injuring one of the vampires. The other one had enhanced agility by advanced drugs and put up a show with the ball, simply ignoring our tackle-zones. Luckily the thrall who received the opening pass was not equally talented. By the end of the first half, both vampires were off the pitch and it became much easier. In the second half the thralls fought back surprisingly well but in vain. In the end it was a comfortable win for the primitive fellows.”