“The first half of this game looked like something out of a Three Stooges movie. A lot of running around, chasing after an obviously greased ball. The last 2 plays of the half describe how it remained an even 0-0 for the first 8 turns. Raven Farseeker's backup quarterback comes charging out of a 4 man pileup to pick up the ball surrounded by norse. She dodges out and hands it off to a very confused linewoman. This linewoman then runs downfield and throws the ball end over end at a catcher. It lands nowhere close to her intended target. So then the norse proceed to do EXACTLY the same thing to get the ball downfield, only the lineman trying to score the touchdown forgot to tie his shoelaces, and fell into the turf.

The second half was less than fair. Our fans ran out and sacked the ref, hyping up the already hyper Amazons into getting 2 blitzes in the second half. By the time the dust settled, it was a 4-0 shutout victory for the Screecing Harpies.”