“First turn, first block, pretty much first second of the match *CRACK!* my thrower out for this game and the next. Great - like orks have convincing ballplay to begin with.

This set the stage for an embarassing hour and a half for my otherwise poor but not downright horrible ork team. While the dice rolled nicely on both sides, we both also had gutwrenching bad luck at the worst possible moments. I, however, never got the ball in the hands of the guy who was supposed to carry it to the endzone, and thus, the result as it stands.

Now, for the post-match interview we go live to Scaz Red-eye, team captain:

Q: So - you lost pretty badly today, eh?

*BASH!*

A: Huh? No comments ...”