“Continuing the recent spate of encounters with chaos, the Chainsaw played host to a confident Bury all Creatures side. With a much better match and casualty record and boasting highly acclaimed players, both pundits and ravenous bloodletters alike highly anticipated a game which would surely see the 'Saws taken back to their earlier days or digging graves for their star players. Despite missing 4 players, including 2 warriors - one arrested out late feasting on the remains of a local prostitute - the Creatures arrived expecting to win and win savagely. The weather was perfectly miserable and an exciting build up to this mismatch of orc and chaos meant a staggering 83000 crowd turned up to roar on a bloodbath.

As the home players lined up alongside the more experienced away team, the nerves were as apparent as the frenzied excitement in the eyes of the greenbloods. There were surely thoughts of dying with great honour against a powerful side. The kick went high and deep into the Creatures half, and immediately Razor was chasing down the ball carrier, White Knight. The beastman took his eye off the ball, letting it slip through his hands, but before it had hit the floor Razor hit him so hard his head snapped clean off. Scooping up the ball, he raced home to run in his first of the game.

Later Coach Rondo would argue with the team apothecary over his attempts to heal White Knight. Accused by the coach of staying up all night playing poker and frollicking with whores, onlookers reported hearing, "But I was playing poker with you, coach, and you paid for the hookers! Besides, when there's 20 feet between the body of a man - or beastman - and his head, there's nothing a necromancer or even Nuffle himself could do about it, let alone a lowly apothecary."

Shellshocked, not expecting such an assault from a lesser rated team, Bury all Creatures lined back up expected to run in an equaliser before the half time break. Coach Rondo screamed at his players to focus, for without a score before the interval, it would be a hard ask for his side to win the match as they were supposed to.

Unhappy at the lack of early orc casualties, the chaos fans attempted a pitch invasion. Most of them managed to escape back into the stands with only 12 body bags needed before play could be resumed. With a few of the home players left stunned, an equaliser looked inevitable. A spectacular collision of green muscle and warrior strength in the middle of the pitch sent shockwaves around the stadium. Young thrower B'nana saw he was needed, and used his throwing arm to great effecting punching Kahmal Fist of Krosa so hard that he'll probably have to sit out the following fixture. Nefashu managed to get the ball into wing, but the defense was solid and there was no way through. Eventually the eager orcs broke through the offensive line, throwing Nefashu into the stands where he was set upon by chaos fans angry at the shameful display of his team. Razor picked up the loose ball to give his side a two to nothing half-time advantage.

All of a sudden the complexion of the game had changed. The score was the reverse of what it should have been, the Creatures were a man down, and their apothecary had stormed off in a hungover rage.

The 'Saws were enjoying the opposite sensations. Fired up, they blasted out of the blocks at the start of the second half, the ball thrown quickly to Razor. Briefly it looked like over-confidence had befallen the home side as the away team broke through the shield around Razor, and it looked like the game might swing back towards the favoured chaos side. Inspired, Razor saw off his markers and sauntered home for his third career hatrick.

Trying not to show his sheer delight, Coach Chainsaw grunted clear instructions, and his adrenaline fueled side beat the Creatures off the mark for the restart, catching their own kick-off. You know it was Razor. The whistle blew as the referee took pity upon a sorry Bury all Creatures team and ordered it be taken again. Again the Chainsaw were instantly out of the blocks, and a confused beastman failed to deal with the kick properly. Razor capitalised, smashing into him, grabbing the ball, and rushing in a personal best fourth score of the game.

There was still time left on the clock, and the crowd buoyed by a high scoring, blood spraying Chainsaw team were eager for a climatic finish. Even the chaos fans were cheering on the 'Saws, endeared by an inspirational performance. Sta'nac grabbed a beastman by his neck and spectacularly ripped him in half. The noise was deafening as the fans showed their appreciation for a comprehensive performance from a Chainsaw side that now must be feared far and wide.

Coach Rondo was disconsolate after the game, "This was supposed to be an easy game. I know they're orcs, but they lose loads. What happened? We were supposed to win comfortably, get our missing players back, then go back to facing proper teams. Now, well, I'm hungover, I'm going home."

In stark contrast, Coach Chainsaw was gleeful, "I always knew we could do it." He said, as he handed over a substantial sum of monies to a local bookie.

There you have it folks, Bury all Creatures got buried.”