“The Shadowbane Inquisitors came to the pitch today with intrepid determination.

The Weser Allstars put up a heroic defense for the first half. With a lucky break, rookie Chaos Warrior S. Fiendslayer stumbled into the end zone with only seconds left on the clock.

The Allstars then pitted seven players vs the fallen troll, Angus.

The Inquisitors were enraged after seeing their Troll mascot kicked while laying prone. For this reason, the second half was marred by unrelenting punishment. Time after time, G. Hammerfall sunk his claws into the flesh of his opponenets; felling five of the Allstars, single-handedly. Unfortunately, the hobgoblin known as Kostedde, was the recipient of G. Hammerfall's twin-claw rend, which split the creature in two from the mid-section.

On a related note, Kostedde will be best rembered for his ability to blemish opponents jersey's with his blood.

The Allstars were unable to score during the second half, due to a lack of healthy players. This was just not a good day for the Allstars.

However; the fans were particularly pleased with Hthark the Unstoppable, and awarded the MVP to him, much to the disdain of Coach Runebrathset.

Coach Runebrathset played well, and did not complain. A rematch would be welcome, any time.”