“Happiness Will Prevail.

Happiness Patrol reports Kiljoys have destroyed a sugar factory in the Necromantic Sector.

Nuffle screwed Da Happiness Patrol long and hard on this one. There was a brief moment at the end of the frist half when it looked like luck had taken a turn: an improbable Long Bomb from Fifi to Gilbert M, who then managed to captialize on the open space created when Helen A one die pushed an opposing Werewolf and dodge out into the open, with a GFI for TD. And this was after a round of blocks, all done figuring there really wasn't any way to score in the turn I had left, so might as well try and get lucky (0 ReRolls left) pounding some zombies. While the zombies were unhurt, the resultant touchdown left Da Happiness Patrol up 2-1 at halftime.

It was basically the last time we'd see the ball. CandyMan played like he was glued to the floor by lemonade, failing 4 Really Stupid rolls in a row (all 1). Between CandyMan's teeth gritting center pitch drool-fests, the rest of the team managed to blow all the ReRolls trying to repair Skulled blocks, a feat which only even worked half the time, and was invariably followed immediately by another failure of some sort.

With the orcs paralyzed by poor dice, Good Ol' GD* (*Good Dice? ;) failed virtually nothing, save a few blocks that ended in PUSH only, and one irrelevant ball pickup roll. And we're talking about multiple AG3 dodges into tackle zones, ball pickup in tackle zones, GFI after GFI, the works. Ah well, you win some, you lose some (and some you don't even have a fighting chance...*grumble* At least nobody got killed, and I still have the memory of my massively improbable touchdown first half - Good Dice For a Moment!

Mostly just wish MVP would start going to Black Orcs, those unskilled lunkheads are really starting to cost me!

Well played screech, we'll see you next time for some more Candyman meets CandyMan action on the pitch! :D

Happiness Will Prevail!”