“Well, I feel bad about killing off poor Sartassh, but it was a fun game, if a little lopsided.

The stat that doesn't show up here is that I had a slew of KOs. Spike was outnumbered by his first turn and it just never got better. This was compounded by his Krox being stupid at the most inopportune times.

Even when men up, it still took me the entire first half to score my first point. The second half an inopportune turnover gave me the ball and I scored again on the 6th turn. Spike was close to getting one td in, but but a blown GFI or dodge (not sure which, I missed it) shattered that.

I only ate one of my own flings this time! Aren't you proud of me?

Thanks for the game, Spike.”