“Depleted to 8 players on the pitch in the second half, the Chainsaw were feeling the effects of previous heavy match ups.

In a display of complete pettiness, Coach Kypseli ordered his players to hold the ball on the touchdown line for most of the second half in order to secure a 1 goal margin. When it became obvious that the only ambition of this paultry side was to win and not to entertain -especially against lesser numbers - the orc crowd reigned down jeers and the officials subsequently docked them of most of their winnings.

Coach Chainsaw, when asked why he ordered his players to stand down halfway through the second half, commented, "I find that kind of play disgusting and immature and, frankly, regard my opposite number with complete contempt. If he's afraid of 8 or 9 players, who knows how he would have coped against a full strength Chainsaw or any other half-decent side. He spoke to me of 'ambition', well only beating a depleted side 2-1 with such pathetic tactics smacks of a lack of it. We will never play one of his teams ever again, there are far better coaches and teams out there."”