“Never since I stopped playing woodies myself have I seen more 1's in a single contest. GFI fails only 1 in 6 times? Watch me beat the odds and fail 5 in 6 times! Oh, and the apo only fails 1 time in 6? Again, I beat the odds! Good-bye, two-skill ratogre approaching third skill...good-bye, 130k cash with only 30k income...

My opponent complains about me fouling his wardancer first half, and proceeds to hold a grudge against me rest of the game. Wouldn't you foul a +str/+agi/+ma/tackle wardancer if he fails a dodge right at your feet? Of course he's only stunned and I'm ejected, but he's taken it personal. So second half he proceeds to stall for 6 turns with the ball, gang-fouling my RO repeatedly until a cas occurs, then laughs and proclaims he's not through fouling, targeting my str 4 SV next. Thank goodness for spikes turning a potential cas into merely a ko!

News flash for my opponent: statements of intention regarding fouling are not agreements, which are illegal. When I said it's good your DP was niggled out, I didn't say I wasn't going to foul at all; merely my primary target was missing. That WD monster became target number 2, and in case you didn't notice, I didn't foul again after that one aborted attempt. You proceeded to gang-foul my most expensive player, then complain to ME? Whatever, hope you got your jollies, have a good life.”