“A recovering Chainsaw side welcomed a relatively inexperienced Redeye Bruisers into the newly named Razordome, named in honour of star player Razor.

This game was highly tactical, with intricate plays and subtle player moves resulting in an intriguing battle of minds between the two coaches and their teams. As such, with no score and no casualties midway into the second period, the stadium was virtually empty as bored orcs refused to even dignify such a tepid display with jeers. The riots were cancelled and vandalism aborted. Today was a sad day for Blood Bowl and it's fans.

A lone spectactor, drunk and tied naked to a rail, witnessed a piece of remarkable skill from new blitzer Slice who evaded two tackles to collect the ball and score in a fashion not dissimilar to the way our hero Razor used to in days gone by.

Officials announced they were awarding extra winnings to the losing side in wake of the reduced damaged caused by getting the crowd to leave early. Coach Raekost denied this was a bribe never to return again.

Coach Chainsaw refused to take the blame for the lack of entertainment, blaming the crowd for leaving early and missing eccentric black orc Datha Solomon spectaculary disembowelling the tied up drunken supporter who apparently had goaded the blocker late on in the second half then tried to deny it was him even though everybody else had left.

When the coach was asked if the stadium had been named after Razor in an worshipful attempt to make him 'un-quit' the team, he was happy to respond, "No of course not. Even though he's an amazing player - the best there is - we do it only to honour his time here. He was awesome, wasn't he? Would we take him back? In a second. Please, PLEASE COME BACK... um, I mean, please come and visit our humble named-after-you stadium so we can talk about old times."

The game was so poor that rookie lineman Drayman got the 'Saws MVP award. When asked about it, he was confused, "Wot's a mu vu pu?" When asked about Blood Bowl, "Uh, dey says to go an stand out on da grass and chase da ball." Obviously another Chainsaw star in the making!”