“***** Globerotterz Daily *****

TOMATOES MAKES LEMONADE OF BLUEBERRIE RAIDERS!!!

In a rare show of true power, the Blueberries got punished everywhere on the field. The very promising beast Heinz makes the first casuality on a halfling almost before the ball hits the ground from the kickoff. The Blueberries doesnt recover before this rampaging avalanche of snot unroots Welton 'Ironoak' Rootson. The medical team of the visiting team actually throws away their kick off snack to rush into the field to perform, what from the sideline looks like mouth to mouth on the big lug, returning it to life. The halfling apothecary denies afterwards in front of the press that any member of the medical team hadnt finished their snack before rushing on the field. Othervise it would have been a severe break of the rules enforced by all halfling team.

All in all a match that on all levels met the great expectation that follows the Rotten Green Tomatoes no matter what insignificant difference the scoreboard of the two team must show.”