“Black Orc Diaries:

Lizzies on a stick. We hit em 'ard an fast. Scales all over da place. Killed us one of the bigger guys. Wese gettin better at remebrin da ball. An managed to put it in da endzone a couple times again. Dem little ones supposed to go squish ez but da bigger ones is da ones what kept on gettin da injuries. Tho lots of da little ones kept on hurtin demselves when dese removed demselves from our immediate presence. I tink it might have been the 'elpful push we gives em on da way out. No one appreciates how helpful us Black Orcs really is. Why just the udder day I helped a little old elfie lady all the way down to my stomach. She was havin a 'ard time gettin past me gullet.”