“I've made a principle of reporting all my matches. So I shall make no exception of this one, the final match for this team.

I confess to being a man of limited patience. Look at the scoreboard for my team this match - a random casualty was the only thing that worked in this match. No completions, no touchdowns, nothing at all.

Its not that my opponent was a great player - nor that I am totally incompetent. He played very well, true, but there was nothing wrong with my game except hopeless dicerolls and rotten luck.

I'm sure my opponent was almost as bored with the game as I ... no wonder, but at least he won rather decisively, that must be some consolation. This team is history - I have not the patience to build orks up to their potential, nor for teams that cannot play ball.”