“The Dwarven Mafia overpowered the Walhalla reserves causing severe injuries accross the whole of the oppostion. The Reserves unfortunately lost one of their players when Burlok "Knuckles" Damminson produced a (literally) spine-breaking tackle that ended in the poor Heimdall's corpse, the Norse thrower, to be dragged off the field. Although without the fans support today, the Dwarven Mafia managed to clean the floor with the Walhalla reserves. The Dwarf Troll-slayer, Kragnar "Two Axes" Flakmane, threw some powerful tackles but most of them ended in him hurting himself. After all that, the Reserves are contemplating an early retirement and the Mafia are probably planning some killings for tommorow. ”