“It was a thoroughly brutal game. The first kick was called a bad one, but it ended up in the Chumps Endzone. A quickly thrown team-mate was able to scoop it up and score after an unfortunate block by the opposition. Krawdup Uranus got seriously injured early in the game and the apothecary could do nothing. Still, down one ogre, the Hoof-Hearted battled on. Back and forth down the pitch the teams went. The Hoofs were losing players left and right and had to dodge the vicious chainsawcontinually. But, they fought valiantly and were victorious in the end.

Thanks for the game, Avslagen. It was quite a grueling one.”