“Luck readings are out due to multiple server crashes.
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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
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Bloody
Crap
Crud
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
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A very bizarre game. It was very close in the first half, with a virus taking out my best players.

My opponent started in offence, but bringing the ball forward to where I could set up a two dice hit on the ball. The Falcons did steal the ball and took an early 1-0 lead.

State of Art scored an equaliser with their AG6 player making an easy catch in a tackle zone and then handing off to their Wardancer.

On the next kickoff, the Falcons fumbled the ball out of bounds (snake eyes!) but State of Art failed to capitalise with their AG 6 player tripping as he tried to get to the free ball in the Falcons half.

The Falcons set up for a score, but dropped the hand off (2+!) and State of Art were almost able to take the lead before half time (no rerolls left, needing to GFI, he failed the second).

The second half turned into a dice raping farce.

All the luck went to me as I got a Blitz, a second Perfect Defence, a Thrown Rock etc. The following summed it up... I set up a two dice block to discover that my assist was next to the ball, not the player I was hitting... I get a one dice pow on my opponent, and it causes a death with his apothecary failing.

Prior to that, his best player (AG6 Blodge Guard?) guy had tripped on a GFI and badly hurt himself whilst trying to take the ball to safety after yet another cruel scatter on a kick leaving the ball next to the line of scrimmage for a second time.

It turned out to be quite an unenjoyable game due to the sapping reloads (we reloaded at least 15 times due to the server crashing mutliple times and trying to replicate the same results before the crash- and this was happening to other people playing) and the game ended up taking almost 2 hours I think. Then the one sided luck in my favour in the second half also took away some of the fun for both of us.

Oh well, best of luck to Lukastrika's team and I hope he gets a good recovery.
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