“Not as bloody as it was billed. The quick pace of the game left little time to set up good bashing plays plus those elves cut off their long hair, wore tear away jerserys, and had rubbed grease on all their limbs making them hard to grab and hold. in the opening kickoff, we got a free shot at three of them, injured one, and knocked the other two out. With the Fire held scoreless, we never got to line up on them again. A good game for me. I think the other coach was a little frustrated with his players. They may not have been mentally prepared for the game and played a little tentatively. Then again, the presence of Morg may have distracted them. Keeping one eye on the rampaging ogre led to more than one dropped ball and muffed block.

Final Score 3-0, and thats all from the pitch. We will wee you next week.”